Creatively Maladjusted
New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It’s not their field. It’s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Here’s what they know about: spray tans, fake boobs and baton twirling. Here’s what they don’t know about: everything else. If I cared about the uninformed opinions of some ditsy beauty queen, I’d join the Tea Party.
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— Bill Maher (via jerzee55)
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Reblogged 1 month ago from breezingby (originally from jerzee55)
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    Speaking from experience, beauty queens aren’t stupid. Spray tans, fake boobs, that’s part of the job. Baton twirling?...
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