Creatively Maladjusted

“I’m dead serious,” the president continued, saying that any  reasonable person would have walked away the moment the Senate minority  leader announced his main priority—above creating jobs and improving  American health care—was to make Obama a one-term president. “I’m asking  if anybody out there can come up with even one reason why I’d want to  endure this unmitigated shit show for another minute, let alone through  2016. What’s in it for me, ex­actly? Can anyone answer that? Anyone at  all?”
After a long silence during which crowd members mostly just shuffled  their feet and stared at the ground, Obama said, “Yeah, that’s what I  thought.”

This is exactly how I would campaign - which is why I would never campaign in the first place ;-)

“I’m dead serious,” the president continued, saying that any reasonable person would have walked away the moment the Senate minority leader announced his main priority—above creating jobs and improving American health care—was to make Obama a one-term president. “I’m asking if anybody out there can come up with even one reason why I’d want to endure this unmitigated shit show for another minute, let alone through 2016. What’s in it for me, ex­actly? Can anyone answer that? Anyone at all?”

After a long silence during which crowd members mostly just shuffled their feet and stared at the ground, Obama said, “Yeah, that’s what I thought.”

This is exactly how I would campaign - which is why I would never campaign in the first place ;-)

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    seriously can you blame the guy?
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    Shit son, that’s what I’d be saying.
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    File this under “things from the onion that I’m pretty sure actually happened when the cameras weren’t there.”
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    This would be awesome if it were real.
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    i vote obama the president of the world.
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